Somebody has posted the following in my guestbook,
"you look really hot in that photo on the left i thik i could marry you would you like to be my wife"
Now, I know I made some comment the other day about being cartoon writer, but I am not really a cartoon, honest. That is not a photograph, it is just a drawing. I am a real person.
Anyway, do you really think I would like to marry someone who wants to marry a cartoon? Wanting to marry a cartoon is very weird. Especially that cartoon. She has a massive head and strange eyes and no nose (although, I concede, she has nice hair).
If you really want to marry a cartoon, why don't you go after Sorceress out of He-Man?
Or Cheetara from the Thundercats?
They are both highly attractive, intellingent and also strong role models for young women.
I personally wouldn't mind a bit of Wolverine. But that is not weird because he is real. Look...
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Cheetara's weird speckled eighties hair always put me off. And the Sorceress out of He-Man would be a bit intimidating. I mean, she's like a supernatural being. She is the source of power and guidance to the Master of the Universe. And she's got wings! That's got to make even the most well-adjusted boyfriend feel a tad inadequate.
If you ask me, and I know you are, I'm partial to a bit of Princess Jasmine myself.
And Ariel out of the Little Mermaid is about join us.
With the legs, you understand. Not when she's still half fish. I'm not sick.
I had a complete crush on Cheetara back when I was too young to understand what a crush was…
Brilliant post! I LOVED Thundercats when I was young!
I love Wolverine, so I am afraid that he is mine.
Nice post by the way,
Cx
Bob, the Sorceress didn't really have wings. That was an outfit she had to wear to fit in around Enternia. I believe she was quite misunderstood. She never actually claimed to be a supernatural being you know. In fact, I'm sure I remember one episode where she tells Adam/He-Man that all the power he needs is within himself...
Anyway, I'm very puzzled that you'd walk over her to get to Princess Jasmine. Those trousers are a big mistake and I heard she gets those big gold earrings from Argos.
Thanks Claire & Adam, I loved it too (obv).
Caroline, it's OK, I think there is an episode in the comic where they clone him, so we can have one each.
Julia
Perhaps I should not be so intimidated by the Sorceress, then. But if she's just wearing a costume that includes wings then the situation is almost reversed. It's like she's on a permanent chav hen night. It turns me right off.
>> "Anyway, I'm very puzzled that you'd walk over her to get to Princess Jasmine. Those trousers are a big mistake and I heard she gets those big gold earrings from Argos."
Woooh, hand bags at the ready. I'd quite like to see you have a cat fight with Princess Jasmine.
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